The 2 Must-Have Things You Will Need In Your Life

Where was I without this??

1. NEW BODY C0NTROL!!!

Have you lost control of your body? With the NEW BODY CONTROL (NBC) you can feel the metaverse like the real world by using new electronic signals to your brain. Now you get to smell the metaverse!

Only the first 200 people can get it. Buy now for just 2 Blockchains!

Testimonial: “Before I felt my skin dripping from my bones, but with NEW BODY CONTROL I feel whole again.”
-Anonymous

Editor: Nigel

2. BODY HUNTERS

Has your Avatar been stolen? Your virtual idenity been comrpmised? The BH is a service to retrive your stolen VR Body! (The BH also retrives kidnapped children)

Only working with exclusive clients! Hire them now for the price of 1 leg!

Testimonial: “They hacked my VR ID and I stood there beyond naked – I was without a body! The BH got it back and I feel whole again. The expierence gave me night terrors, but I feel more safe knowing the BH is around.”
-Anonymous Amazon reviewer

Editor: Maya